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  • The Rock

    The Rock

    In honor of Sir Sean, I encourage you to read this aloud:

    This touchesh nishely on the shoft shpot in my heart for shameless 90sh action moviesh with an obschene number of exploshionsh, cliché-ridden dialogue, overacting, and a shomehow-artshy yet alsho guilelessh appeal to character typesh that allowsh the charactersh really to revel in their comfort zhonesh, and me along with them. God blessh Nicolash Cage, too.

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    “As I walk'd through the wilderness of this world, I lighted on a certain place, where was a Denn; And I laid me down in that place to sleep: And as I slept I dreamed a Dream.”

    ―John Bunyan, The Pilgrim's Progress

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  • Gone in Sixty Seconds

    Gone in Sixty Seconds

    After Nic Cage goes all Zen-Buddhist listening to "Low Rider," then opens his eyes and says, "Let's ride," I told my wife to bury me with the blu-ray of this movie.

  • One Hundred and One Nights

    One Hundred and One Nights


    Are you familiar or in love with the following:

    Fellini/Mastroianni collaborations
    Mastroianni's repartee with Anouk Aimée
    Jean-Paul Belmondo
    Catherine Deneuve
    Robert De Niro (w/ ponytail)
    Alain Delon
    the Lumière brothers
    the Cannes Film Festival
    Luis Buñuel
    Gerard Depardieu's death scenes
    Welles & Touch of Evil
    Jeanne Moreau
    Jean Renoir
    Erich von Stroheim (in The Grand Illusion & Sunset Boulevard)
    Agnès Varda (esp. Cleo, Le Bonheur, & Vagabond)
    Jacques Demy (esp. Young Girls)
    and/or cinema?

    Then this is for you. Viewing this was…