In honor of Sir Sean, I encourage you to read this aloud:

This touchesh nishely on the shoft shpot in my heart for shameless 90sh action moviesh with an obschene number of exploshionsh, cliché-ridden dialogue, overacting, and a shomehow-artshy yet alsho guilelessh appeal to character typesh that allowsh the charactersh really to revel in their comfort zhonesh, and me along with them. God blessh Nicolash Cage, too.

“As I walk'd through the wilderness of this world, I lighted on a certain place, where was a Denn; And I laid me down in that place to sleep: And as I slept I dreamed a Dream.”

―John Bunyan, The Pilgrim's Progress

After Nic Cage goes all Zen-Buddhist listening to "Low Rider," then opens his eyes and says, "Let's ride," I told my wife to bury me with the blu-ray of this movie.