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  Sleepaway Camp 1983

  ★★★ Watched by Zach 30 Jun 2022

  Some absolutely bizarre dialogue joined by the most quintessential “what the fuck” ending ever. This is FAR from a conventionally good movie but by god it’s almost a guarantee you’ll be entertained one way or another.

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★★½ Watched by Zach 26 Jun 2022

  Just an average Tuesday for Ethan Hawke

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched by Zach 10 Mar 2022 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Just saw it again; goes without saying Pattinson is the best Batman albeit not the best Bruce Wayne (although it’s not his fault, his character has yet to adapt the fake-playboy persona that he develops as years go on to further his secret identity). This movie has so much good that I sorta chose to ignore some of the odd dialogue choices and that weird wing suit cinematography as well. Overall, it’s rooted enough to be considered a “real” movie…

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★ Watched by Zach 28 May 2022

  This must’ve been Young Thug’s 2019 album because it was “So Much Fun”! (Please like this review, my wife is leaving me and I need the admiration)