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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Ed Wood
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • Inglourious Basterds

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  • Sleepaway Camp

    ★★★

  • The Black Phone

    ★★★½

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    ★½

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  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp

    ★★★

    Some absolutely bizarre dialogue joined by the most quintessential “what the fuck” ending ever. This is FAR from a conventionally good movie but by god it’s almost a guarantee you’ll be entertained one way or another.

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★½

    Just an average Tuesday for Ethan Hawke

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Just saw it again; goes without saying Pattinson is the best Batman albeit not the best Bruce Wayne (although it’s not his fault, his character has yet to adapt the fake-playboy persona that he develops as years go on to further his secret identity). This movie has so much good that I sorta chose to ignore some of the odd dialogue choices and that weird wing suit cinematography as well. Overall, it’s rooted enough to be considered a “real” movie…

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

    This must’ve been Young Thug’s 2019 album because it was “So Much Fun”! (Please like this review, my wife is leaving me and I need the admiration)