zachhayes

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critically acclaimed bisexual. number 1 kaiju fan.

Favorite films

  • Crash
  • Godzilla vs. Biollante
  • Wild at Heart
  • Tommy

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  • Game of Death

    ★★½

  • Enter the Dragon

    ★★★★★

  • The Way of the Dragon

    ★★★★

  • Fist of Fury

    ★★★

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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    ★★★★★

    me, aggressively stomping through nearby lakes and rivers: “IM LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND”

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  • Game of Death

    Game of Death

    ★★½

    never has there been a clearer example of true craft and vision (those glorious 11 minutes of the pagoda fights) vs. cheap imitation and money grabbing (the rest).

    convinced Lee’s idea of the real Game of Death would’ve been a masterpiece and fairly convinced the basic story of this movie could make a pretty good movie on its own if not tainted by Lee’s passing and the attempt to force him into it. 
    that being said it’s extremely interesting to view this as an examination on the movie star’s legacy and immortality.

  • Enter the Dragon

    Enter the Dragon

    ★★★★★

    one of the best dude movies ever: spy shit, boats shit, martial arts shot like you’re in the fight, getting hit in the balls, bruce lee’s t-boy energy, fucked up mirror maze, metal hand.

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  • Bad Education

    Bad Education

    ★★★★★

    Gael: *doing those push-ups*
    me: Poetic Cinema™

  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★★

    This all happened in one of the rooms of the black lodge.