Halloween ★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

The good:
-all the teenage boys look like Tig Notaro
-it is a major plot point that Judy Greer is a good actor

The bad:
-it's clear that David Gordon Green and Danny McBride did not have a take on this material except for "What if Halloween was Terminator 2?" and then they didn't even try to follow through on that much. I hate Zombie's versions, but like, the guy had a fucking take
-the scene where Michael approaches a crying baby and decides it's the one person he won't hollow out like a pumpkin is there to tell us what, exactly?
-that fucking script good god throw it out start over what the fuck

The most inconsistent contemporary American filmmaker is back on his bullshit!