• The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    Paul Dano is batting 1.000 on movies where he gets the shit beat out of him

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Hollywood doesn't make rom-coms anymore so Norway will just have to pick up the slack I suppose. At the end of the day they should've let Bobcat keep his butthole

  • The Rescuers

    The Rescuers

    ★★★★

    Where mice are more effective at saving people than the police...Disney would never make this today

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I wasn't able to finish all the Wachowski movies before the time came to watch this but it's alright because this is fucking goated. It's been a minute since a movie made me feel warm and fuzzy like this. I always knew Neo was a gamer

  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer

    ★★★★½

    Fuck it, I'm drinking the Kool Aid

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions

    ★★★½

    It gets lost in the sauce a bit but mercifully it's 2 hours and not 3. I might feel differently about it after tonight.

    Possible cold take/might age badly: the worst sins the Matrix sequels committed were being sequels to the first one

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★★★

    There's not enough time to explain anything except that it's better on rewatch, obviously

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★★

    I mean... Why not? Why not give it 5 stars? This is my Letterboxd account, this is my review and I don't have to explain shit. I don't have to convince anybody that this is a 5 star movie. So I'm not going to!!

  • Bound

    Bound

    ★★★★

    Doing a Wachowskis marathon in preparation for The Matrix Resurrections. This is a really neat movie, it's a far cry from the sci-fi we know the siblings for now but you can see the craft is there. Billy Wilder is one of my GOAT directors so it was nice to see that he was an influence on it. The relationship at the center of the movie is so well written and performed by the Wachowskis and Gina Gershon and Jennifer…

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express

    ★★½

    This is the power of the PS3

  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    ★★★½

    Sometimes you just gotta tickle your homies, there's nothing wrong with it, it's not gay or anything

  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    ★★★★

    Forget Atlantis, where's my animated adaptation of the Allegory of the Cave?