Paul Dano is batting 1.000 on movies where he gets the shit beat out of him
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The Rescuers 1977
Where mice are more effective at saving people than the police...Disney would never make this today
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The Matrix Revolutions 2003
It gets lost in the sauce a bit but mercifully it's 2 hours and not 3. I might feel differently about it after tonight.
Possible cold take/might age badly: the worst sins the Matrix sequels committed were being sequels to the first one
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The Matrix Reloaded 2003
There's not enough time to explain anything except that it's better on rewatch, obviously
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The Matrix 1999
I mean... Why not? Why not give it 5 stars? This is my Letterboxd account, this is my review and I don't have to explain shit. I don't have to convince anybody that this is a 5 star movie. So I'm not going to!!
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Bound 1996
Doing a Wachowskis marathon in preparation for The Matrix Resurrections. This is a really neat movie, it's a far cry from the sci-fi we know the siblings for now but you can see the craft is there. Billy Wilder is one of my GOAT directors so it was nice to see that he was an influence on it. The relationship at the center of the movie is so well written and performed by the Wachowskis and Gina Gershon and Jennifer…
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The Eyes of Tammy Faye 2021
Sometimes you just gotta tickle your homies, there's nothing wrong with it, it's not gay or anything
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Atlantis: The Lost Empire 2001
Forget Atlantis, where's my animated adaptation of the Allegory of the Cave?