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Favorite films

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
  • X
  • Under the Skin
  • Spencer

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  • Obi-Wan Kenobi


  • Lara Croft: Tomb Raider


  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


  • The Black Dahlia


Pinned reviews

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion


    Jurassic World: Dominion is a thrilling installment to this franchise, that takes it back to its practical effects roots, and provides some entertaining thrills throughout. With a first act that felt rushed, and poorly paced, I was getting skeptical on how this film was going to play out. Luckily, Colin Trevorrow brings it back around for the remainder of the film, and shows the chaos that the previous film has caused. Bringing in legacy characters, and providing some fun fan…

  • Men



    One of the most conflicting films I’ve seen in a while. The oddly obscured balance of incredible auteur filmmaking from Alex Garland and widely flawed writing with too much ambition and not enough substance. Garland has provided two of my all-time favorite films and both I firmly believe are some of the best sci-fi films of our generation. With Men he leans more into the Horror genre, and with every positive I had, I had something holding me back from fully…

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Popular reviews

  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City


    Equivalent to watching a YouTube gameplay walkthrough… but it’s only the cutscenes.

  • Lamb



    “What the fuck is this?”
    “… happiness.”

    A film that wraps you into this isolated area, and makes you spend every minute with this couple, and to cherish their happiness they find with this child. Not so much a “Horror” film, but a beautiful directed Drama with suspenseful moments. That ends in with one of the most depressing last 15-minutes of the year. This film is not going to be for everyone, and especially for people who are expecting the…