This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
When a movie is called Jurassic WORLD Fallen KINGDOM, I don't expect for 50% of it to occur in a basement.
The movie meanders quite a bit but seems bent on destroying any nostalgia from the franchise. We see the Jeep that Alan Grant rescued Tim from 25 years ago melt into lava. We also see the beloved Brachiosaurus from the original film disappear into volcanic smoke.
It delivers a promise from The Lost World movie to bring Dino's to…