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  Pulse 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Would’ve never in my life guessed that this movie would include a massive cgi plane crash in post-apocalyptic Tokyo.

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  Night Moves 2013

  ★ Watched 27 Mar 2023

  Taking a decent concept and stretching it way too thin for the sake of a shitty style is not “slow cinema” it’s just boring. If you lack the thematic depth to be slow, don’t be. This could’ve been a great 35 minutes but it’s twice as long and half as effective.

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  Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom 1975

  ★½ Watched 18 Mar 2021 13

  Nothing makes a good double feature like Salo and hating yourself.

  This movie pisses me off, it has no point. If Salo is about fascism, then Shark Tale is about the 2008 financial crisis. I dug a little bit deeper after I finished to see if I missed the point, but no, I get it, and it still sucks.

  Salo’s entire theme is “Fascism is bad, but do you know what else is bad, torture.” That’s not a point. If you release…

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  The Pianist 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2021 1

  3 Reasons why Roman Polanski needs a hearty kick in the balls.

  1. His globe trotting antics may protect him from US jurisdiction but no amount of border hopping will protect him from a hearty kick in the balls.

  2. He’s an absolute scumbag who has done some of the most horrible things anyone in the film industry has ever done, the only way he can learn is with a hearty kick in the balls.

  3. He made The Pianist, one…