The Nun ★½

I haven’t finished watching this yet... actually, I’m only 15 minutes in so far, BUT I can tell y’all right now that I won’t have anything worthwhile to say except for the following:

Taissa Farmiga’s character has the opportunity to be double-penetrated by a priest AND a French man, and if it doesn’t happen, I won’t be giving this movie more than 2 stars.