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  • Vernon, Florida

    Vernon, Florida

    ★★★

    "And he said, that day:

    'That'll be the last thing I ever do, is to shoot myself.'

    Which it was."

  • Hedgehog in the Fog

    Hedgehog in the Fog

    ★★★★

    I've never seen a more self-absorbed bear.

  • Hidden

    Hidden

    ★★★

    I can't help but compare this to A Quiet Place, which felt like it was begging to be less straightforward. This throws curves that could be a little more graceful, but at least it bothers. Where the former played the family-in-peril card with cold calculation, 'Hidden' lets the relationships shine without feeling like a clumsy tool to manipulate the viewer's investment, while bringing elegantly tragic force to the final act.

  • Ant-Man

    Ant-Man

    ★★

    One star for Paul Rudd and Evangeline Lilly and one star for, uh, science-y nonsense I guess.

  • Rampage

    Rampage

    A lot of fun for a quarter.

  • The Prestige

    The Prestige

    ★★★½

    Who knew magicians were such assholes?

  • A Muppet Family Christmas

    A Muppet Family Christmas

    ★★★

    The indisputably superior Muppet Christmas movie.

  • The Green Mile

    The Green Mile

    ★★★★

    Where was Toot-Toot the rest of the time?

  • Return to Halloweentown

    Return to Halloweentown

    ½

    Yeah, that's right. I watched all four Halloweentown movies in one week. Please, don't try this at home.

  • Tucker and Dale vs Evil

    Tucker and Dale vs Evil

    ★★★½

    Always fun. Alan Tudyk steals it with every line.

  • Dawn of the Dead

    Dawn of the Dead

    ★★★★

    RIP, George.

  • Can We Take a Joke?

    Can We Take a Joke?

    ★★½

    Here's a lot of smart, funny folks sharing their thoughts on an important topic with implications far beyond comedy and entertainment, but the film doesn't live up to its subject and participants or deliver the punch that it could.