Screened on 35mm at the Hollywood in PDX with an intro by Foster Hirsch.
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Electric Dreams 1984
Edgar had more rizz in his sound card than poor Moles did in his entire 12 yo boy's body, and no amount of consecutive days wearing a bow tie could make up for it.
Face it, ChatGPT is coming for your girl.
The dog was played by, and this is true, Winston T. Dog.
Thanks Hollywood Theatre PDX.
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Amanda Knox 2016
The "journalist" seems like a great guy. Also, Italian Catholic Sherlock Holmes was truly in his old school pipe era when this went down, so you really can't blame him for being profoundly incompetent.
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Christmas on the Alpaca Farm 2023
An important reminder that Christmas sweaters are fashion and sustainable is virtue. Won the Oscar for Most Christmas Decorations Per Scene.
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Daddy's Home 2 2017
Hot dumb Xmas slop with nonstop daddies kissing on the lips and righteous Ford Flex action. Yes please and thank you Santa.
This is my 100th and best review btw.
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A Haunting in Venice 2023
Ahh Venice, where the moustaches are wide, the lenses are really wide, and the real mystery is: who thought it was OK to shoot Poirot with a SnorriCam?
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Monster Man 2003
This movie wasn't good when I first saw it soon after it was released, and it certainly hasn't aged well, but I keep watching it. I swear there's something endearing about it overall, and the final act is uniquely deranged, if you can make it that far.
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