Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2023 1

  Cockburn

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  Hellboy 2019

  ½ Rewatched 08 Nov 2023

  I can’t like this no matter how hard i try it’s unlikeable i don’t understand its existence in this strange world

Popular reviews

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Jul 2020 2

  Me and the boys calling each other by our gamertags in real life

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  Antichrist 2009

  ★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2020 3

  [sex]
  *argument*
  [sex²]
  *meaningless conversation*
  [epic sex fail]
  *sick atmospheric cinematogra-
  [haunted hut sex]
  *more meaningless conversa-
  [HUGE TREE sex]
  [MORE HAUNTED HU-
  😐
  oh
  😰
  OH NO
  😑