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  • The Babadook

    The Babadook

    ★★★½

    This but with chuck e cheese please 🙂

  • The Ring

    The Ring

    ★★★★

    Damn dude, the cello and violin in the score hit stupider than the plot

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★½

    Mission impossible with butt vibrations BUILT IN?! Gotta love it.

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★★½

    NEVER lie about having a cheeseburger in the blair witch forest