Zackary Bender
Zackary Bender

Zackary Bender

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  • Nine to Five

    Nine to Five


    Franklin Hart, Jr.: Why?

    Violet Newstead: Why do you think?

    Franklin Hart, Jr.: Because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?

    Violet Newstead: Bingo.

  • Game Over, Man!

    Game Over, Man!


    Die HARD (like a penis is hard! Get it? Hahahhahahhahhahah; nothing but dick jokes).

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  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love


    Wow. How is this my first Paul Thomas Anderson film? I've been in the dark when it comes to watching good films it seems. That's how it seems what Barry Egan goes through when it comes to love. Adam Sandler's best role is perhaps my favorite part of what PTA did in the film.

    I saw a lot of me in Barry Egan. Forget the uncontrollable rage as that is not what I'm talking about. Rather the demeanor that is…

  • The DJ Khaled Documentary

    The DJ Khaled Documentary


    *Watches documentary*
    *Goes to log 257th movie*

    "Another one."