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  • Train to Busan

    Train to Busan

    ★★★★½

    Reviewing this way too late but yeah this was fantastic! Zombie films have never been my kind of thing and I always pushed them off but this film shows a new side to them. It doesn't feel like an easy cash-grab by an increasingly rich company but an actually artistic work. A lot of the actors were incredible and their performances really brought out the movie, especially Gong Yoo who is an international treasure. Though it drags at points the…

  • Mank

    Mank

    ★★★½

    Mank feels like a major step in the right direction for the modern blockbuster biopic, but as a David Fincher movie it feels like the biggest disappointment one could possibly ask for. And in this way I can draw many comparisons too films along the line of Spartacus, which are decent films in general but they pale comparison to the director's other work. And most of this distaste stems from the first 30 minutes of the film which shoots you…

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  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy

    Now I feel bad for all of the people who bought Ron Howards Masterclass

  • Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe

    Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe

    ★★★★★

    Nobody:

    Me:

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    PeRrY!!!

    He's a semi-aquatic egg-layin' mammal of action
    He's a furry little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay
    He's got more than just mad skill, he's got a beaver tail and a bill
    And the women swoon whenever they hear him say...

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