zak has written 470 reviews for films rated .
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Dune: Part Two 2024
hahahahah this is the greatest film ever made i swear to god lads hahahahaha what the FUCK
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Madame Web 2024
lads. i got no idea how this was made. i now firmly believe sony have absolutely zero shame whatsoever, they can’t be this stupid, right? right? RIGHT?
it looks like it was dragged through mud, to say this is visually uninspired would be an understatement. the green screen is probably up there with some of the worst i have seen, looks like when you go harry potter and they flog you that £50 VR photography where you go on the…
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The Tragedy of Macbeth 2021
will smith won over denzel btw. just so you know how fucking stupid the awards season voters can be sometimes.
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The Iron Claw 2023
i’m the middle child out of three brothers.
my youngest brother is now engaged and is getting married at the end of this year.
my oldest brother is embarking on a journey to become a successful barrister.
they’re growing apart from me with each day that comes, and they’re veering away from the lane that i find myself in.
this film taught me to appreciate them so much more than i did before.
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The Holdovers 2023
like the first gulp of a warm cup of hot chocolate with all the toppings on a freezing cold day.
the best way i can describe it.
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