This is why I shouldn't compromise on film choices. Painful, endlessly so. Even Bill Nighy couldn't shake this up. Rachel McAdams, be the voodoo doll to my sharp objects please.
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that." -Lloyd Dobler
I can't help but stay tuned to Woody Allen's films despite many disappointments in the past and feeling a little over his love affair with NY.
I'm glad I stuck with him. I had so much light hearted fun with this, with all of the indulgence, the hideously comical characters (Inez and Paul), Owen Wilson being Owen Wilson, that ridiculously long intro, seeing beloved authors and artists played by actors like Kathy Bates and Adrien Brody. Allen just went for…