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  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    imagine a reality where all those who thought this were scary got snarfed up, we'd then be left with those who actually like intelligent horror...

  • Hereditary


    That moment made me clasp my hand over my mouth and cease breathing for as many minutes as it took for the film audio to reignite as a piercing sound. I can count on one clasped hand how many times that has happened. I also bit the corner of my thumbnail to the point where I drew blood, which is also countable on the same thumb.

    A single, mind-etching scene doesn't necessarily elevate a film (and Hereditary becomes openly conventional…

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  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows

    Vampires – as with zombies before them – have resurged in the last decade and slowly but surely worn out their welcome. It’s in this fly-on-the-wall mockumentary style that co-directors and stars Clement and Waititi have breathed new life into the otherwise floundering sub-genre. The humour here isn’t because they’re centuries old vampires, but more that they co-habit like the rest of us: arguing about cleaning dishes or leaving half-devoured body-parts in communal areas. The style lends a unique angle…

  • Green Room

    Green Room

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Immediately upon leaving the auditorium after seeing Jeremy Saulnier's third feature, I turned to my friends and said: "that was truly fucking horrible". Depending on your personal cinematic tastes, this is either a bad thing or a good thing. In relation to my tastes, this declaration was a very good thing indeed.

    Full review at Big Face, Small Razor.