Favorite films

  • Rosemary's Baby
  • The Shining
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Recent activity

  • The Haunted Castle

  • Halloween Safety (Second Edition)

  • The Haunted Castle

  • Halloween Safety

Recent reviews

  • The Haunted Castle

    The Haunted Castle

    Don’t know if I’d call it better, but this might actually be a little creepier than the original. The dreary colorization and that tall skeleton have something to do with it.

  • Halloween Safety (Second Edition)

    Halloween Safety (Second Edition)

    “Getting my insides scooped out tickles me.”

    They’ve really upped the ante for the Halloween Safety sequel, almost a decade in the making. Everything’s bigger, badder, and bolder, although I lament the lack of trick-or-treating puns that were in the last one. The costumes are more inspired though, and the whole thing is narrated by this shifty pumpkin guy who’s apparently some sort of omniscient god that can see across time and space. Now I patiently await the threequel.

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    Marvel fans and their mail-order brides will really dig this one, and clearly do a lot, as it essentially the same cynical formula Disney has ‘perfected’ throughout their evil reign of the universe - zing! moments every thirty seconds, stock characters and plot lines (and holes), and half-assed themes of family or friendship or something because these movies can’t even be secure in being just dumb popcorn movies, they also feel the need to reach for some sort of ‘prestige’…

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    This is just Reddit the movie.