Favorite films

  • Spider-Man
  • Signs
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • Big Trouble in Little China

Recent activity

  • John Wick: Chapter 4


  • Cocaine Bear


  • INU-OH


  • We Have a Ghost


Pinned reviews

  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo

    If you play Yu-Gi-Oh in the lounge of your community college then you will love this movie

  • Epic Movie

    Epic Movie


    I saw this in theaters and during the pirate rap a kid in the row in front of me got up and started pelvic thrusting to the beat which is the scariest experience I've had at a theater

Recent reviews

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4


    The best action movie since Mad Mad: Fury Road. Might be better.

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear


    The editors were also on cocaine 

    (This is not praise)

Popular reviews

  • Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind

    Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind


    why yes i do think that shooting lasers into the sky to speak to aliens is very comparable to martin luther king jr and the civil rights movement

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    *aquaman punches three parademons and stabs one with a trident in mid-air*

    Martin Scorsese: "yes this is what I have been asking for"

    *Wonder Woman appears*

    Original Motion Picture Score: "HYYYYAAAAaaaaaaaa YAAAAAAAAAAAAH YAAAAAaaaaaaaaah"

    Martin Scorsese: "four hours of this please"