Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Guns Akimbo 2019

  ★ Watched 29 Feb 2020 1

  If you play Yu-Gi-Oh in the lounge of your community college then you will love this movie

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  Epic Movie 2007

  ½ Watched 24 Jul 2019 18

  I saw this in theaters and during the pirate rap a kid in the row in front of me got up and started pelvic thrusting to the beat which is the scariest experience I've had at a theater

Recent reviews

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2023

  The best action movie since Mad Mad: Fury Road. Might be better.

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2023

  The editors were also on cocaine 

  (This is not praise)

Popular reviews

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  Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind 2020

  ★★ Added 4

  why yes i do think that shooting lasers into the sky to speak to aliens is very comparable to martin luther king jr and the civil rights movement

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  Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2021

  *aquaman punches three parademons and stabs one with a trident in mid-air*

  Martin Scorsese: "yes this is what I have been asking for"

  *Wonder Woman appears*

  Original Motion Picture Score: "HYYYYAAAAaaaaaaaa YAAAAAAAAAAAAH YAAAAAaaaaaaaaah"

  Martin Scorsese: "four hours of this please"