Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Nun II 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Sep 2023 1

  Work/life balance being completely decimated, killing my movie watching. But Valak shows up to bring me comfort. Of course I love this, I was always going to love it. Needed more Valak/Bonnie Aarons though. Loved the opening. Loved the ending. A bit moodier and creepier. I love these movies.

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  Resident Evil: Death Island 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Aug 2023

  I'm a sucker for these animated Resident Evil movies since they're basically the closest we'll get to actual video game adaptations and they feel like condensed video game cut scenes in general.
  It's fun, the animation is a little underwhelming at times, maybe only for Resident Evil Die Hards.
  Eh, gimme 20 more of these movies or an aminated series.

Popular reviews

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Sep 2022

  I bought a ticket to the theater on a whim, I went in completely blind.

  What a wonderfully fucked up movie.

  The kinda horror movie that makes me walk outta the theater with a smile on my face.

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  The Unholy 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Apr 2021

  LMFAO!!! Seriously, this movie was hilarious!! Right away you get a perspective of the witch being burned alive, I was sold!! But then it gets dumb and I had a great time!! Just some of the dumbest shit in this movie, the glowing statue face! The bad early 2000's cgi! The Sadako ripoff!! The gullibility of religious folk!! And the pro-god message at the end 🤮!
  I shouldn't like it but I did. Also, I had to have my return trip back to the theater while I was stoned. So, not to be that guy but since I'm that guy this movie was much more enjoyable!