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  • Star Wars

    Star Wars


    Death Star explodes

    Darth Vader: fucking sand

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out


    Daniel Craig + Chris Evans = MASTAPIECE

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  • Frozen II

    Frozen II


    I want to like it, but I can’t and it’s KILLING ME.

    It’s narrative structure is all over the place, shit just happens and then some more shit happens without much thought, the pacing was SO weird, the screenplay was weird, the plot was super weird and unfitting and while some are pretty cool, the songs were pretty unengaging.

    I was behind this thing all the way and the trailer looked GREAT but they clearly had no idea where to take the characters and the story and it’s just fustrating.

    Edit: I thought olaf was actually rlly funny 

  • Joker



    Now take this movie and pretend that jokers motivation is club penguin being shut down.