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  • Murder on the Orient Express

    Murder on the Orient Express


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    - Has any camera in the history of cinema been more in love with its subject than Kenneth Branagh's camera is with Kenneth Branagh?

    -  "The mustache will be so big and beautiful, it simply won't fit on 35mm!"

    - It will take all of us to stop Johnny Depp.

  • 78/52


    Another bail-out. Tried to get through this over a few sittings, but it's just people speculating and regurgitating the same legends and trite observations that have been said about this for fifty-seven years.

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