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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    ★★★

    Trying to avoid the word “Shallow” here but that’s what really describes it. Lady Gaga carries this entire movie on her back.

  • The Nun

    The Nun

    Fell asleep twice, still felt unbearably long and boring.

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  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    This movie gave me a headache. It felt like an 8-year-old with ADHD trying to tell you the story of King Arthur but he kept getting distracted because he really only wanted to talk about how much he loved Zack Synder's work.
    Please stop letting Guy Ritchie make movies. Please

  • Pottersville

    Pottersville

    ½

    Earlier this year I watched Michael Shannon receive a lifetime achievement award from the Chicago International Film Festival; in Pottersville, I watched him piss on that award in a furry suit.