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  • Inside

    Inside

    ★★★½

    I think this is what Pro-Lifers think abortion is

  • The First Purge

    The First Purge

    ★★½

    Still poorly made and poorly executed trash but any film featuring KKK members being massacred is worth a watch in my book.

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  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    This movie gave me a headache. It felt like an 8-year-old with ADHD trying to tell you the story of King Arthur but he kept getting distracted because he really only wanted to talk about how much he loved Zack Synder's work.
    Please stop letting Guy Ritchie make movies. Please

  • Pottersville

    Pottersville

    ½

    Earlier this year I watched Michael Shannon receive a lifetime achievement award from the Chicago International Film Festival; in Pottersville, I watched him piss on that award in a furry suit.