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  • Blood Diner

    Blood Diner


    I can say without any hyperbole, one of the weirdest movies I've ever seen.

    Blood Dinner has got it all: Talking brains, cannibalism, nazi imagery, deep fried faces, naked cheerleading, Ronald Reagan, catcalling, ancient religions, zombies, vagina dentata, nude karate, recipes, punk rock, sylvester the cat, hypnotism, slut-shaming, 50's nostalgia and a weird paper mache puppet that i guess is a character? I don't know, it talks and no one acknowledges it isn't a real person.

    All by a female director in a movie thats actually surprisingly well made.

  • Basket Case

    Basket Case


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  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    This movie gave me a headache. It felt like an 8-year-old with ADHD trying to tell you the story of King Arthur but he kept getting distracted because he really only wanted to talk about how much he loved Zack Synder's work.
    Please stop letting Guy Ritchie make movies. Please

  • Pottersville



    Earlier this year I watched Michael Shannon receive a lifetime achievement award from the Chicago International Film Festival; in Pottersville, I watched him piss on that award in a furry suit.