• Maestro

    Maestro

    ★★★★½

    hang every fucking frame of this film in a museum immediately

  • Wonka

    Wonka

    wonka is an instant holiday classic and a truly magical time at the movies 🥰 paul king’s whimsical style works as well here as it did in paddington, every musical number enchants, and the entire ensemble takes turns stealing the show, led by an endlessly charming timothée chalamet.

  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

    this is the longest movie ever made

  • The Color Purple

    The Color Purple

    danielle brooks deserves an oscar for every single scene she steals

  • Free Birds

    Free Birds

    obsessed with the fact that the animators thought they had to give the girl turkey boobs to indicate that she was, indeed, a girl

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★½

    i understand and acknowledge all the critiques and yet it still somehow works for me so well in spite of every single one of them ❤️

  • Scream 7

    Scream 7

    ½

    justice for melissa barrera.

  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    ★★★★½

    here’s how we can still get john candy an oscar for this performance

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★★★

    when you think about it president snow’s origin story is just a really dramatic twink death

  • The Zone of Interest

    The Zone of Interest

    ★★★★½

    this is the closest we’ll come to witnessing the horrors of hell while still alive.

  • May December

    May December

    ★★★★½

    give charles melton the oscar right this second i’m so serious

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★★★

    a psa against trusting blonde boys with big blue eyes