Aka zoë watches Holiday movies and rates them based off of the unofficial official Hallmark rating system.
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Top Films of All Time
Only the first 2 are in their correctly ranked spot. After that, the ranking gets a little iffy.
MCU Ranking
Too lazy to actually do this but this is the only ranking that actually matters.
Timothée Chalamet Marry Me Challenge
A definitive order of which of Timothée Chalamet’s characters I would marry. (Read the comments)
EDIT: 7/19/20 I DO NOT…
Not Suitable for Kids
Movies that are advertised for kids/young adults but no kid should ever watch them because they will be traumatized.
*spoiler…
Best Picture Nominees Ranked
i said i’m a film connoisseur
Undercover Office Romance
rom coms where one half of the soon to be couple lies about their profession to get a job at…
Noah Baumbach Retrospective
Marriage Story is my #1 movie of 2019, but I’ve never seen any other Baumbach movies. So alas, here I…
Sometimes Trash is Good
Films that are kind of horrible but are also kind of a fun watch. Great to watch when you’re bored.…
I can’t believe I sat through this
Movies I watched because of a certain actor that ended up being really bad (check the notes)
I watched this for you
Movies I watch for certain actors only for them to have a 5 second role