M-- S__ commented on their own review of Eyes Wide Shut

I think if it were a comedy, I would've really dug it. Or if it actually committed to the humiliation instead of sex-worker-ex-machina-ing Cruise out of any actual consequences.

As it is I'm watching a dude *massively* overreact to learning he doesn't have the perfect dick with a full orchestral score underneath and the kind of runtime that says "this is worth really interrogating"

M-- S__ reviewed and rated Eyes Wide Shut ★★½ on Friday Sep 20, 2019

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