Favorite films

  • Déjà Vu
  • Blazing Saddles
  • Bug
  • Yojimbo

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  • Jawan


  • The Bitch


  • The Hamburg Syndrome


  • The Ladies Man


Pinned reviews

  • Vampires




    For generations, vampires have terrified and captivated audiences all over the world with their amoral appetites and seductive malignancy. If you're looking for more of that, though, you better go watch Dracula again, because this is ...


    "I'm Jack Slow, f&!@king vampire hunter! I was hired by the Catholic Church to hunt and kill vampires, so it's only fitting that I swear like a f*&!king priest! Plus, it's cheaper than hiring screenwriters!"


  • She-Devils on Wheels

    She-Devils on Wheels


    There once was a gang called the Man-Eaters /
    They rode on one- and two-seaters /
    It's easy to tell, they liked to raise hell /
    and in cutting off heads they're the leaders

Recent reviews

  • Jawan



    Really wakes you up to the power of cinema in a bunch of different ways, most notably by singlehandedly justifying the existence of 2009's The Taking of Pelham 123.

  • The Bitch

    The Bitch


    I was expecting something with a lot of artistic remove from its genre with this but in fact it's the exact opposite, pure hardboiled noir of an unadulterated variety that rarely makes it to the screen, even the French screen. As such I enjoyed it immensely even though I would probably like it even more as a book, preferably with a cover that would make me embarrassed to be seen reading it in public.

Popular reviews

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love


    When I was 17 or 18 I was eating lunch at this place called New York Subs (now closed) and I ordered my sandwich and sat down in front of this man (who I later learned was my parents' dentist, incidentally) who was by himself waiting on his food. When the waitress came by to bring him his order, I heard her ask him about the crossword puzzle he was doing. "Yeah, I find it's a lot easier to do…

  • Creed



    The truest scene in this movie is when Adonis is sitting on the stoop outside the gym and a kid on a motorbike comes up to him and goes "I heard you were Apollo Creed's son" and Adonis is like "yeah," and the kid goes "that's what's up" and does a wheelie.