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  • Three on a Meathook

    Three on a Meathook


    "He reminds me of someone. Someone I knew a century ago. It was summer and I was a camp counselor for a group of little girls. He was a medical student and one day he came by to give us a lecture on first aid. He spoke to us for ten minutes on the importance of first aid, and then he said, 'Now girls, I want to show you what a real first aid kit looks like.' Only he couldn't,…

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  • True Crime

    True Crime


    One Angry Man

    Total schmaltz, hard to imagine a film this committed to showing the terrible gears that drive capital punishment being the very same film with a fairy tale ending right out of The Player. But I guess that's because Clint is doing a great mangy rascal in the middle of it all, and there's something almost admirable about how shamelessly this reverts back to being his story at every opportunity, rendering all the subtext about racism and privilege…

  • A Knight for a Day

    A Knight for a Day


    Goofy plays all the parts in a gladiatorial Medieval Times scenario. I'm always amazed at how slick and rich classic Disney animation is, feels modern somehow even though in the real world animation quality has generally degraded over time.

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  • Creed



    The truest scene in this movie is when Adonis is sitting on the stoop outside the gym and a kid on a motorbike comes up to him and goes "I heard you were Apollo Creed's son" and Adonis is like "yeah," and the kid goes "that's what's up" and does a wheelie.

  • Stoker



    Does for belts, sand castles, staircases, pianos, pencils, pencil sharpeners, ice cream, freezers, phone booths, shoes, duck hunts, dinner, garden shears, shovels, metronomes, and showers what Psycho did for showers.