I'd kill for you. I'd die for you.
I would even change religion for you! Just to be with you.
If you would wrap my last year up, garnish it with a little bit of Hellraiser then you pretty much land at this Masterpiece.
The first half hour of the grandeur acting of Sam Neill is me.
So much me in fact, that I was considering to just turn off the Movie, so much did it hurt to see a…
The Ukraine Project
Berlinale 2018 Panorama #3
My Movie from the Festival!
I just loved this flick from the first frame on.
The province life of peasants in one of the poorer regions of eastern Europe is the perfect playground for a European Version of The Florida Project, sprinkled with some Pan's Labyrinth along the way. But the focus is definitely more on the older cousin Larysa (the highly erotic and enchanting, the beautiful Anastasiia Pustovit), which is more like…
Boring Work, Bad Movie Entry #XXVII:
What do you call a Mockumentary mixed with Found Footage?
A Fockumentary
Well, somehow this was even worse then what I thought it would be.
Clichés to the brim and actors screaming in tongue.
Boring Work, Bad Movie Entry #XXVI:
Ferrell clowning through Time and Space
Another Ferrell, another bad movie.
This time he didn't have support from an all time classic, just some random half famous, half funny people surrounding him.
And he got shat out by a T-Rex, so there was that...
What a Beast of a Movie!
From perfect Camera, Sound and incredible Actors and all rapped up in the first Brainsplatter, as I like to call this Movie, I have ever seen.
I was at the Fantasy Film Fest in 2004 at the screening of this enormous Masterpiece.
It was a incredible Atmosphere!
Till half hour before the ending you hear laugther, chuckles and gasping. But when the climax came, there was dead silence long after the credits were gone.…
“I'm one with the Force,
and the Force is with me.”
If you follow Star Wars at least a bit, then you'll know what the Main-Story-line here is, despite that you avoided as much information as possible.
If not, well, the Internet got you covered, but not this Review! ;-)
The Robot of the Day was a Hoot!
Mads Mikkelsen's second Blockbuster this Year where he's completely wasted.
The Action was awesome!
If The Force Awakens was a Remake of…
