MELISSA LEO IS IN THIS BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE THE FILM ANY BETTER.
A babysitting uncle tells his charges three horror stories - about a killer witch, Little Red Riding Hood and a werewolf, and "Goldi Lox" and the three bears.
No joke this is an actual quote from the character of Uncle Mike to his little nephew Brian "Once upon a time, there was a little girl named "Rachel." Actually, she wasn't all that little. She was…