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  • Psychos in Love

    Psychos in Love


    Is there any word on the sequels? I really want to see Psychos In Love VII(Kate eats a Grape) and Psychos In Love IX(Joe and Kate vs Godzilla).

    I love this movie, the absurdity is amusing as hell, the two leads are really fun, and Carmine Capobianco's character name is my name, which is really important to me when watching a film.

    Side note: The most gruesome scenes were the ones where Joe poured the beer.

  • The Suckling

    The Suckling


    Take a shot everytime someone says "Big Mama".

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  • The Photograph

    The Photograph


    It had Lakeith Stanfield, so of course it was good.

  • School's Out

    School's Out


    A missed opportunity to play Alice Cooper's Schools Out.

    School's out for summer
    School's out forever
    School's been blown to pieces

    Joking a side, it was a pretty grim film with barely any optimism in it's celluloid. It was intense, creepy, and a tad annoying. It's focus is on the Gen Z's view on their future that has been shaped by the generations that preceded them.

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    I was crying with the introduction montage. The family starting up their new computer running Windows XP, making new accounts, and watching them grow through their actions on that computer made it feel really personal. It made me feel like I knew this family, and I care for them.

    The rest of the movie was great as it only gives you the perspective of different computer screens and camera videos. I've always hated any movies that tried this, but this is the first time I've seen this form of story-telling work. They didn't use this perspective to cover up laziness, they got creative with it.

  • Strange Nature

    Strange Nature


    I live in Minnesota, I grew up 10 minutes from Duluth. I was excited to see this movie, to see a horror film that takes place in an area I know well.

    The opening scene of them driving into Duluth shows what's to come, poor acting and even poorer green screen. The lighting from shot to shot was not consistent, the editing was a mess, and I swear I saw a scene where the grandpa was transparent.

    They made northern…