★★★ Watched 11 Sep, 2017
I, um,I, hmm, fuck was that? I dig it. I think. Like the most sleazy and nasty "tonight in a very special episode" episode of some forgotten 80s sitcom.
★★ Watched 10 Sep, 2017
90s cable-ready erotic-horror garbage. No soul.
★★★★ Watched 28 Apr, 2015
The best , most scary, thing since, well, ever? Nope. Well shot, nicely crafty, unsettling at times and, yes, scary? Yup.
Also, for the first 2/3 of the film that little kid was in a dead heat with the girl from Jurassic Park for "Most Annoying Child on Screen Ever".
★★½ Watched 11 Mar, 2017
Not the garage fire I was lead to believe it was, it's still "good". Far, far too long, there's a really fun, interesting film buried in here somewhere. Maybe under Oscar Isaac's make up.