Ok slimey splatter effects can’t save this gory blunder from down under. The story is so messy and absurd it’s worth a fast forward watch at best
The chainsaw...a tool which in the real world serves to cut down trees and carve cute bears with. In cinema however, the chainsaw is purely shown as a weapon so much so in films I almost forget what it is supposed to be used for. Dark of the Sun, as far as I can tell, is the first film to have a chainsaw fight.
This movie is wild though, like The Wild Bunch set in the Congo. A bunch of…