Favorite films

  • Rear Window
  • Mary Poppins
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Crazy Rich Asians

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  • The Princess Bride

    ★★★★

  • Napoleon Dynamite

    ★★★½

  • Miss Congeniality

    ★★★★

  • The Mummy

    ½

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★½

    Only thing Top Gun: Maverick confirmed for me is that Miles Teller is sex on legs. Or, I suppose in this case, sex on wings. Oh, additionally, how homoerotic every single person in the military truly is; like just admit you wanna makeout with each other already.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    Everything bagels destroying our universe seems about right. I wouldn’t want to be sucked into my failure bagel either…

    I feel like I’m in my worse multiverse but I suppose that means endless possibilities to access my potential by verse jumping, ya know? 

    Huge wow all around. So damn good, I cried.

    Also, a big F U middle finger to the old white couple who left during the first hotdog scene… not only do y’all have zero sense of humor but you missed so many amazing parts.

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  • Miss Congeniality

    Miss Congeniality

    ★★★★

    any movie that earnestly attempts to make Sandra Bullock appear less gorgeous than she is or just plain unattractive is automatically flawed!!!!

    could do without the casual misogyny, romanticizing of cat-calling, unrealistic beauty standards, & the quite aggravating lovey-dovey portions, however Miss Congeniality effectively nullifies these dreadful tropes with a plethora of charm, silliness, and Michael Caine.

    (alternate review: I just wanna say I’m part of the lgbtq community and this is my best friend, Sandra. She’s a ally. Talk Sandra! Ally!!)

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    ½

    I don’t care how hot you are, Tom Cruise or Russell Crowe, this was FUCKED and BIZARRE!!!!!! EW!!! HEADACHE-INDUCING!!!

    why did they have do my man Jake Johnson like that??