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  • Happy Together
  • Monsieur Hulot's Holiday
  • Coco
  • Dog Day Afternoon

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  • The Aristocats

    ★★★★½

  • Chicago

    ★★★★

  • Shakespeare in Love

    ★★★½

  • The Earrings of Madame de...

    ★★★★½

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  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★½

    Let’s just say Joseph Gordon-Levitt wouldn’t have to devise a very elaborate scheme to get me to fall in love with him. All he would have to do is say hello. Hiiiiii sirrrrr!

    Gil Junger’s 10 Things I Hate About You is definitely a quirky ball of fun. I demand more horny Allison Janney though!!!

  • Clueless

    Clueless

    ★★★½

    Like most things, Clueless is more digestible with vodka in your system. Also like most things, Clueless is great to look at because of Paul Rudd’s eyes, kissable lips, & impeccable bone structure.

    Damn Cher, your gaydar is THAT bad. I could’ve told you that after one glance at the greasy, perfect ass hair.

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  • The Aristocats

    The Aristocats

    ★★★★½

    Would recommend having two kitties of your own to cuddle with as you watch this movie when you’re feeling extra depressed and sick…oddly specific I know but I can swear my babies can always sense when I’m sick and Aristocats brought me so much joy despite its super caricature-esque, annoying, weirdly british (?) depiction of French people. Like sure this was dumb as all hell, but I can look past that because my two kittens now adore all their new animated furball friends. And so do I.

  • Chicago

    Chicago

    ★★★★

    Cell Block Tango & Roxie will be on repeat for the foreseeable future.

    Also uh John C. Reilly being in this is like a weird fever dream. So out of place but somehow perfectly cast? I don’t get it either.

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  • Happy Together

    Happy Together

    ★★★★

    “You want gay shit?!” — Michelle Visage & also Wong Kar-wai in 1997, probably.

    Felt like I needed a palette cleanser after watching the tomfoolery and immaturity of the gayness on season 5 of Elite, but similarities between it and Happy Together demonstrate that gay men aren’t bejeweled accessories to liven up or add pizazz to your boring media consumption; they are not all stereotypically loud and boisterous, or, the polar opposite precocious with daddy issues; NO, gay men are real people…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★½

    So y’all are tryna to convince me all of Gotham can’t recognize Bruce Wayne from his prominent ass jawline??? Hmmm. Seems sus to me.

    Lots and lots of fun, but nowhere near perfect for me. Far too long and draining, yes, and too many superhero film tropes, absolutely, but I rather enjoyed the pacing and the framework director Matt Reeves established from the get-go. I must say, the standout of every element of The Batman is most definitely Fraser’s blazing, electric,…