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  • Jurassic Park
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Hard Boiled

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  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    ★★★

  • The Evil Dead

    ★★★

  • The Shining

    ★★★★½

  • Halloween

    ★★★★

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  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    ★★★

    “It was a part of our world… our craft.” ~ In the running for the most insane plot I’ve ever seen, alongside Pirates of the Caribbean III: At World’s End. Evil billionaire who made his money doing pranks(??) and controls the TV (nationally? Globally??) uses children’s Halloween masks and an obnoxious commercial jingle to turn kids into bugs and snakes??? For a giant ritual sacrifice because he’s a witch. And he needed to steal Stonehenge to do it. Lmao. Oh…

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead

    ★★★

    Never read from a book of flesh if you are not prepared to endure the practical gore FX

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  • Memory: The Origins of Alien

    Memory: The Origins of Alien

    ★★★½

    “The reek of human blood smiles out at me. ~ Details the origin of the terrifying alien being birthed from a mythic symbiosis of our nightmares. A force of “destructive evolution,” the xenomorph represents the ultimate terror: an unknown, unstoppable force of human predation. 

    Learn that Alien (1979) is heavily inspired from, and is in fact a spiritual re-telling of, Lovecraft’s “At the Mountains of Madness” (1931)  — unwitting explorers uncover the remains of an elder race, who unleashed a…

  • The Masque of the Red Death

    The Masque of the Red Death

    ★★★

    Death equalizes the classes.