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  • Basmati Blues

    Basmati Blues


    I still love you Brie but fuck me what a trainwreck aye lads?

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald


    It’s enjoyable, does some great things with the characters and Johnny Depp was surprisingly pretty good, but it pales in comparison with the first one for me.
    A lot of the elements I liked about that one are stretched pretty thin here, as we move toward Harry Potter prequel territory which I’m not super interested in.
    Plus the film is a bit of an incoherent mess at times.
    It’s wonderful to look at though and Newt Scamander is the best. I’d watch 10 of these just for him.

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  • American Made

    American Made


    It's so good that it made me forget that Tom Cruise was even in The Mummy.

  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    Pacific Rim: Uprising


    Pacific Rim is an awesome, throwback monster movie with lovable characters, incredible visuals, immense style and a ton of heart, created by a true artist with passion for what he's doing. It wasn't trying to set up a sequel or pander to anyone, it was just pure, fun.

    Pacific Rim: Uprising is a fucking product.

    For every cool moment there are 5 eye-rolls and groans. They've completely missed what made the original great. There's no heart, all of the new…