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  • Basmati Blues

    Basmati Blues

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    I still love you Brie but fuck me what a trainwreck aye lads?

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

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    It’s enjoyable, does some great things with the characters and Johnny Depp was surprisingly pretty good, but it pales in comparison with the first one for me.
    A lot of the elements I liked about that one are stretched pretty thin here, as we move toward Harry Potter prequel territory which I’m not super interested in.
    Plus the film is a bit of an incoherent mess at times.
    It’s wonderful to look at though and Newt Scamander is the best. I’d watch 10 of these just for him.

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  • American Made

    American Made

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    It's so good that it made me forget that Tom Cruise was even in The Mummy.

  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    Pacific Rim: Uprising

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    Pacific Rim is an awesome, throwback monster movie with lovable characters, incredible visuals, immense style and a ton of heart, created by a true artist with passion for what he's doing. It wasn't trying to set up a sequel or pander to anyone, it was just pure, fun.

    Pacific Rim: Uprising is a fucking product.

    For every cool moment there are 5 eye-rolls and groans. They've completely missed what made the original great. There's no heart, all of the new…