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  • Set It Up

    Set It Up


    Definitely belongs in the 90s

    Glen Powell and Zoey Deutch are cute as heck and carry the movie

    For a romcom though it’s really not all that romantic or funny

  • The Game

    The Game


    Knocking out a blind spot from God Himself, David Fincher. 
    The Game is a thriller starring Michael Douglas as a rich investment banker, who is thrust into a world of chaos when his brother (Sean Penn) convinced him to sign up for a mysterious, life-threatening game that may or may not be real.
    This is definitely on the low end of the Fincher spectrum, but that doesn’t mean a lot. The Game is a lot of fun, and features Douglas…

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  • American Made

    American Made


    It's so good that it made me forget that Tom Cruise was even in The Mummy.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


    Me in the 1st act: Well at least this one's not about idiots tryna weaponize dinosaurs

    Movie in the 2nd act: Idiots start tryna weaponize dinosaurs

    Me: FUCK