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  • In Bruges

    In Bruges


    Oh hey, it's Martin McDonagh's best film!

    Educating the roommate with one of the all time favs.

  • The 15:17 to Paris

    The 15:17 to Paris


    I mean... it was better than The Commuter.

    There’s like a 25 minute portion of the movie revolving around them planning their holiday, and then sightseeing and getting gelatos and shit. Might be the most boring thing I’ve ever seen.

    People be complaining about the actors, when really none of this is their fault, this was just a shitty idea to begin with.

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  • American Made

    American Made


    It's so good that it made me forget that Tom Cruise was even in The Mummy.

  • Black Panther

    Black Panther


    Black Panther is an important, monumental achievement for the MCU, that unfortunately doesn't quite manage to ever get out of second gear.

    There's a lot of beauty in it, Marvel are nailing their colours lately, and the performances are all-round top notch. Chadwick Boseman excels as T'challa, and he's surrounded by a brilliant supporting cast of female characters, including Lupita Nyong'o, Danai Gurira and Leticia Wright.
    The scene stealer here though, is Michael B Jordan. He takes an already well-written…