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  • Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    Kingsman: The Golden Circle


    Kingsman: The Golden Circle
    -Is not as clever or creative as the first film
    -Has a fairly weak villain
    -Brings back Colin Firth for no reason, cheapening his emotional death in the first movie
    -Is way overblown with CGI
    -Is a bit of a mess
    -Constantly screams "HEY REMEMBER THE FIRST MOVIE"

    But thankfully Kingsman: The Golden Circle Also
    -Is an absolute riot from start to finish
    -Seriously it's one of the most flat out entertaining films of the year…

  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Kingsman: The Secret Service


    "I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam."

    This movie is so wild, seeing the sequel tonight, HYPE!

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  • American Made

    American Made


    It's so good that it made me forget that Tom Cruise was even in The Mummy.

  • It



    Not only a brilliant horror film, but a brilliant coming of age tale. Absolutely a breath of fresh air for the horror genre.
    It's weird, often wacky, colorful but still terrifying, in a purely Stephen King way.

    The losers club were brilliant, Finn Wolfhard had me in stitches, Lieberher was great as always, and Sophia Lillis gave a fantastically nuanced performance as Bev. Bill Skarsgard nailed it too, did a fantastic job of bringing Pennywise to life.

    This movie is…